thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
Who said anything about talking that was a booty call
make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
So this shipmate of mine somehow managed to throw up in his back pocket.
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
Is adulthood just morning sex and then walking through the grocery store 20 min later looking for something to take to work for lunch?
...and then running into your dad at said grocery store...
its 2pm. u awake yet?
ill text u back later. still peeling fingernail polish off my face.
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
I just trimmed my bush to manageable levels. I'm gonna take a nap and then get in there and finish the job.
He kept telling me that he didn't serve two tours in Iraq for my bitch ass to drink banana rum.
Is it bad that we left the kid passed out on the bus? I think his name was texas. I was too drunk to be questioning this.
I’m planning a Pharmasutra for the first night after the pandemic ends
Pharmasutra?
Me + Chris + cocktails + viagra = night of orgasms
Randomize
