I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
Bring more bourbon. Day drunk just hit another level.
No I am not eating basil off your cock
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
I just remembered that he had fake blood all over his face last night. I woke up with it all over my dick. He was 50. Please don't judge me.
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
feelin groggy baby? need a coffee? vitamins? a nice good fuck on the piano?
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
Just drink your champagne out of a trophy like a fuckin winner
I pour the whiskey from now on
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
I'm going to leave the 5 dollars that fell out of my bra while fucking in his room on the dresser as an apology
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