Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
So I got a little fucked up on the punch, and made out with the family friend. Which is apparently morally reprehensible. I don't get that.
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
I blacked out after the shots of canned lobster bisque.
According to FB I fucked in a field 365 days ago.
Dnt forget 40 tuesday,dress nice! Like job interview nice, like funeral nice, like a couple muhfuckas sittin on their lawn drinkin forties on a tuesday nice!
raced the clock twice to day to see if i could get off before my computer died and before i left for my noon bar crawl... win, win
lets go back to having secrets in our friendship
I was throwing up in the shower. He was throwing up on me. It was a cute couple moment for us.
Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
Big girls don't cry they get day drunk
The real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch Buck Rodgers on Tuesday.
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
Also, for real, though? Did we even have sex or were we just jumping on the bed drunk and naked...because with me that's actually a possibility.
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