Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
dude skip the party. it is a fucking post office here
what the hell does that mean?
nothing good but a whole lotta male and packages
i called him pencil dick in front of over half of his fraternity brothers...
...never gotten so many high fives in my life! fuck ya i win!
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
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he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
Some might say its sad that I am willingly picking up a coke habit to be the skinniest bridesmaid... I think it shows my great dedication and proves I should have been maid of honor.
I told her that I was going up to my room to lay in front of a fan without pants on, watching Avengers and she still wanted to get with me. I have to marry her.
I can't feel my clothes. I'm convinced I'm naked
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
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Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
I need a "no soliciting" sign for your dick
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
Kind of like the new iOS 10 because I can send sexts with fireworks or confetti. Really gets the point across
He makes furniture for a living and is basically a hot, younger Ron Swanson
Memeber that time you got detained in Poland. We don’t talk about that enough
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