I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
Things I've learned: after you move in with a girl it's much less satisfying to wipe your dick on her sheets after sex because now they're your sheets too
The chick I went home with last night had a happy trail
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
Just took a shot of tequila with a random guy at the supermarket. Happy cinco de fourth.
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
Jesus, I just want to drink. Also simultaneously punch things and rub my vagina on them.
I just sent Brandon a snapchat where I wasn't wearing a shirt but had a rooster drawn on my boobs that said "cock block" and laughed for 10 minutes I have problems don't judge me
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
Blacked out drunk in California and woke up somewhere in Arizona, I'm pretty sure I got here on foot
I can't hang out tomorrow. A boy wants to feed me ice cream and touch my boobs. Priorities.
Ended up at the strip club, got told I should be a dancer 4 times, got free tacos and my hot TA slide in the dms. How was your night?
Wait, how many people just saw my dick?
Randomize
