How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
I almost got runover on the sidewalk by a car but wen it got closer it was a crackhead walking with the whole front of a car... bumper, lights and all... I love New York.
I was looking at some smoking pipes on amazon the other day and realized that work people could look at my history and do a drug test. So I immediately started looking at Sherlock Holmes hats.
Me + Nice restaurant + Copious amounts of booze + obscene comments to couples = valentine's day plans
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
says the girl that drank her shots like they were in a dog bowl
OHMYGOD did I try to use pinesol as a mixer?
you know what would be perfect? if you flew in on a horse/cat holding taco bell and then you swooped me up and took me to disney world and it was magical
He blacked out at the first bar and passed out at the second...we just carried him to bar three and four and sat him in the lounge chairs, he said we're amazing
thought a girl was checking me out today. took me like 5 minutes to realize it was a mannequin
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
Bianca brought a stripper home he's making me breakfast
A bitchslap is in order.
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