spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
I woke up at 2 in my clothes with a defrosted steak in my pocket, no drinky this week at all.
just turned my empty handle of passion fruit smirnoff into a fish bowl. I love college.
If I could have all the money back from the pregnancy test i've bought- I could buy myself a vacation.
Or a large amount of condoms?!?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
Dignity is for republicans.
You should have been there. We got drunk and threw a sword through his windshield.
He asked me why my bellybutton was so ugly... and wondered why i wasnt in the mood anymore.
we should look into getting a golf cart for the weekend. i have a feeling legs wont be a sufficient source of transportation.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
we're meeting twins and drinking tequila. i love life
Can I write your parents a thank-you note for your huge dick?
How much more is Amanda Bynes going to rip out our hearts?!?!?
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
So apparently I initiate sex in my sleep
The irony of the fact that I'm going to be starting my period on Thanksgiving. Something to truly be thankful for.
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