Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
she woke up, said "please dont tell me your name, i dont want to remember it"
shes still asleep dad put a lobster in her bathroom
Being a responsible DD does not include attempting to coordinate a 4 taxi caravan to bar #3
i just was bootyclappin in front of homeless men in a back alley
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
So, since you're now a four night stand, I feel comfortable asking: Did I leave my sunglasses at your house? Or my underwear?
Imagine getting smashed in the dick by a basketball. A basketball made of metal. With spikes. That's pretty much what his dick looked like.
I'm not going to pass up the opportunity to be half naked and covered in glitter without facing judgement or legal prosecution. I'll be there.
You helped blow my nose... Ok it's safe to say we are on a new level of relationship..
I'm just saying, if you haven't been dropped off at a Wawa at 5:30 in the morning by 3 cop cars, you're missing out
I think I hear the ice cream truck
I could be going crazy though
NO IT IS THE ICE CREAM TRUCK IT'S ALMOST AT YOUR STOP
I love you.
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