Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
i was high and broke so i stole a roast chicken and a 40 inch sheet cake from wegmans and ate in a bathroom stall.
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
Call 911 I'm faking my own death so this fat chick leaves my room
if you spike my cofee one more time im gona fuck you up. im presenting to the mayor in sevven fucking minuets. fuck you and youir fucking bartending classses i am so fuckign fcked
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
Grandma is giving me marriage advice again. On the plus side, she thinks I'm straight now.
It's going to be so weird waking up tomorrow morning fully rested completely sober and not covered in piss or bruises.
"He was so not worth staining my backseat for."
Thanks for bringing that stuff to help me feel better...you know, the water, the Gatorade, and the dick. You really are the best friend ever.
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
the girls would appreciate it if you invited over some drunk, single, straight men with low standards.
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