She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
Dude turns out her best friend is lesbian...there is no wingman for this situation
Did I ever tell u about how my buddy fucked peter coors's daughter and made a tshirt that said I TAPPED THE ROCKIES with her picture on it?
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
I don't think it's considwred fine dining when you're passing out at golden palace in chinatown at 4 am with you boss who happens to be wearing a dress.
I've been randomly kik messaging bearded men I find on Instagram while sitting unshowered in my underpants. I'm like the girl version of a creepy uncle.
Is there a polite way to say "Sorry for your head injury but I still want to hook up"?
Oh we were great hosts that night. We made sure to leave all the beds open by passing out on the bathroom floors instead.
Having a heartfelt conversation with your boyfriends mom while sexting her son. If that's not multitasking, I don't know what is.
I was like, booze is the closest thing I have to a father. Don't pour daddy down the sink
There are horrible decisions in life and then there are tequila flavored moonshine decisions
I'm just sitting here drunk and eating peas because my life sucks
I got so drunk I thought my tennis court was a corn field so I laid in it and ate pizza
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
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