He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
If Jimminey Cricket were here with me he would be so disappointed.
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
She kept telling me to calm down. I was on the floor with my eyes shut, not moving. In levels of calm I was one step above coma patient
He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
Teflon bitches. Nothing fucking sticks to this kid, not even a kid. Maury Povitched this shit outta that situation.
Hey guys guess what I found in my bed this morning? I wish it was a man..but it was a potato
ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.
I shaved my asshole for you. You WILL fuck me tonight.
Had to drive my booty call home because he had an asthma attack after we had sex .. How was your night?
I said I wanted pizza tattoo on my ass and the tattooist asked me what I wanted on it.
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
There is a huge naked guy in the kitchen with the boner of a lifetime and what I believe is an assault rifle casually resting on his shoulder.
We hooked up and he sent me home with a plant and skittles lmao
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