do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
the doormen always congratulate him in spanish as he walks me downstairs in the morning
Blacked in riding a tandem bicycle with a stranger. We stopped for hot dogs.
2nd fun fact: he has a square tan line around his dick.
See, it wasn't that I broke my nose having sex. Its that I forgot about the bedposts...
I'm in this weird masturbatory haze making onion rings. If you want to come over we can eat these suckers and play TF2.
Why don't we hang out more often?
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
Would it be considered cannibalistic if I wanted to eat off his bacon tattoo?
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
He stood me up.
I'm no sure if I should be pissed or proud that he finally grew a backbone.
This has to be the weirdest conversation I've ever had sober and in the middle of the day before.
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
After 8 hours of circus trick sex, his parents are both hugging me and kissing me on the cheek asking when I'm coming back over. Score?
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