At some point last night I thought pissing in a bottle was an awesome idea when I woke up a little piss was actually in the bottle a lot was on my TV remote
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
He wants to be 'in an open relationship'. Fuck that. That's the online equivalent of letting him pee in a circle around me.
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yeah. pants. i need to put pants on. i didn't do that last night. big mistake
an off duty cop drove behind me last night to make sure i didnt get a dui. i was blacked out drunk and on a pill of ecstacy. he knew this. i must be really pretty.
I like when I have the chance to say normal things like 'I know her from college' vs 'I did a ton of blow with her one night at Studio B.'
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
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I really really need to have and out of body experience just so I can talk to myself about this shit that I'm doing with my life.
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
I feel like it is our duty to make homophobic people more afraid of us. They're never going to change, but maybe we can get to a "wrath of god" kind of worship-him-or-he'll-destroy-you-with-his-care-bear-stare type thing.
I just remembered that I insisted everyone watch porn together last night.
Taking one of the loudest shits ever at work and I have to say...I'm having a better time than I thought I would
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