Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
so apparently mom and dad slept together on the first date
i guess it runs in the family.
Get the fuck buddy a birthday present or not? He def deserves one, but how do I explain the debit card charge to my husband?
Well at least he stopped keeping track of money by bottles of McCormick.
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You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
Some guy dressed like Santa just handed me a bottle of tequila. I NEVER WANT TO LEAVE CANCUN
I know how I'm going to make my fortune.. designing an icepack made specifically for the vagina.
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
I had sex on the roof of the dorm last night ... I feel like a combination of spiderman and van wilder
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I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
Last night I went outside to our neighbors and asked them to put in money with me to get a hot tub for our patio. Niceeeee
I'll tell you that it involved a pair of pliers and a trip to the ER.
I demand a full explanation right now.
No one wants to start their day off with bloody lemons and a tampon in the toilet. Wtf.
Star Wars means nothing to me. I know only the basics. Darth is Luke's father. R2 is short, C3 is gold. Yoda sings Rainbow Connection. The kinda stuff EVERYONE knows.
Dude, you screamed I AM THE WALRUS while giving a statue of Ronald McCdonald a lapdance. You were NOT sober.
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