I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
Apparently I called 911 everytime Sean Kingston told me to
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
She must have been at ribfest tonight because my dick smells like barbeque sauce
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
I was so intoxicated last night I was giving out my real name and number ugh.
Just gave a blow job while wearing a shirt that says 'world's coolest mom' idk how my conscience feels...
I dressed up as a "typical white girl" which meant I wore my yoga pants and uggs all night. BEST. IDEA. EVER. Most comfy halloween everrrr.
He started making out with my boobs. I didn't know whether to be proud of my boobs or ashamed of my mouth.
We had sex on a dog bed..
Wedding party came into the bar an hour ago. Mother of the bride is a stage five clinger. send help.
We went camping and met these lesbians and now I have S'mores where there shouldn't be S'mores.
I was so high last night I honestly think my tears were medicinal
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
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