Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
Like if I don't roll around in my puke, the night will be a failure.
HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
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Just promise me you wont die... or hook up with an old asian lady playing slots
Cant promise that last part. I won't die though
Nothing says "Good Morning" like Jell-o shots and coffee cakes.
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
You talked the cab driver into taking a shot from your flask at a red light because "Ray Charles would want him to"
I just blocked a guy on grindr for having a little dick. See? I do have standards.
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I DONT UNDERSTAND NIPPLES. THEY JUST POP OUT FOR NO REASON
Well somebody's had a rough day, nipple-wise
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
I feel like I have a very capable uterus.
Was looking through my phone and saw that drunk me took a tit pic in the Denny's bathroom..
I'm getting paid to get fucked up. How much better could this get?