I wanna eat
then eat your cupcake
You're only the seventh guy she's ever kissed. Somesones gunna get EPICALLY stalked
he whipped it out and it smelt like my toilet after taco Tuesday
CAUTION: TWINS DO NOT HAVE TWIN PENISES.
These Dirty People Haven’t Told Their SO About Their Kinky Fetish
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
Well I blew a guy I barely know in full view of a homeless camp. That's pretty tame for me.
I may be in the process of acquiring a second male fuck buddy and dating a girl....FUCKING STOP THE TRAIN I'M ON! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!
This is Why People Stop Sex Halfway Through
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
He's trying to marry me, when is the appropriate time to tell him my real name and that Dallas is a completely fictitious slutty alter ego? I need the advice of someone with morals.
Need your help. Dad's drunk and trying to build a still in the basement.
NM he's asleep in a pile of towels. They need to ease people back into Hockey Night in Canada.
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
I think I used my hospital ID to cut the coke last night. I need to swab it for residue at work today.
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.