Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(626): View more from California

Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life

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(501): View more from Arkansas

Like if I don't roll around in my puke, the night will be a failure.

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(518): View more from New York

HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.

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(774): View more from Massachusetts

I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.

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(410): View more from Maryland

Just promise me you wont die... or hook up with an old asian lady playing slots

(1-410): View more from Maryland

Cant promise that last part. I won't die though

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(856): View more from New Jersey

Nothing says "Good Morning" like Jell-o shots and coffee cakes.

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(619): View more from California

Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts

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fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face

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(610): View more from Pennsylvania

I'm getting paid to get fucked up. How much better could this get?

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