girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
For a day that started with shitting my pants, things turned out fairly well.
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
When she was giving me head last night it felt like there was a NASCAR pit crew working on my dick.
We all know tonight is going to end like every other night with you. drunk, pantless and confused. Dont try to switch things up.
I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
he kept insisting he didn't have my number, so i called his phone and my number came up as "yeaaaaaaaaah!"
If sandwichs had dicks, my life would be complete
I cuddled with a man named Pickles
5 seconds ago I had no idea that a fart could travel so fastly thru the tanning bed. I taste it in the back of my neck.
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
If he brings home bacon, dont let him leave. Dont screw this one up. this may be our last chance.
That would involve putting on clothes and I don't think I can face that right now.
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