Yeah. I woke up naked in his bed this morning and remember saying "Get a condom cuz I can't afford an abortion right now" last night. He didn't run. He's a keeper
the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
I just woke up to people screaming "funnel" in my kitchen....
Happy St. Patrick's Day.
I don't want to eat him, he probably tastes terrible.
they just named my boobs. Lefty is "Guenevere" and Righty is "I claim this boob for America"
We were fucking on his hammock and right as he came we flipped over. I landed on him, he landed on a pile of pinecones. We're done with nature sex.
I was preparing to do my walk of shame shirtless, but then I found my sweater, wallet and keys neatly piled under a tree in the park.
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
It's times like this I miss having my nipples pinched
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
His dick is hereby named Charles Dickens. Will's is less cerebral. I'd like to call it Pinnacle like the vodka we drank when we hooked up, but I feel like that's a compliment it doesn't deserve.
Of the 4 nights I've gone downtown this week, I've been "piss in the parking lot" drunk 5 times
I'm sorry I couldn't bail you out, apparenty they dont take credit cards over the phone. Did you at least make any friends in jail?
He put a doughnut around his dick and I ate it. What can I say. It was a good fucking night.
While we were doing it he looked up at me and said "Does your husband fuck you this good?" Talk about a mood killer....
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