now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
Seeing a catheter being inserted into a penis severely diminished my sex life
Yeah, but there's no serving sizes for dick.
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So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
It's like god touched my soul and said 'you will be great in bed'
I like it when Amish boys stare at my boobs, even tho I can't tell if it's in appreciation or disgust. Rumspringa, mothafuckers.
Are you two whores ready for me to turn the light on so you can see what you came home with last night?
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Most girls get hit on with a $7.00 drink. You get hit on with a $750K plane.
I fell asleep in the tanning bed, naked, for an hour and a half and I guess they couldn't wake me up so they called the fire department...and they came in while I was passed out naked...
She told me she was the Publishers Clearing House of Dicks. Two dicks a day, everyday for life.
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos
You were in the girls bathroom yelling at some random chick because you thought she stole all the urinals. That's why you were kicked out.
you know it was a good night when you wake up with a medal around your neck
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