bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
Some bum walked up and watched me getting head last night for like 5 mins before I noticed him
He said I came instead of I'm coming. I wonder if he noticed my state of confusion when I stopped blowing him.
Wasn't he an English major?
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
All I know is she had me sitting on the kitchen floor with her little Pomeranian eating potato chips And shredded cheese. I don't even know dude. I don't even know.
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
I'd say I'd distract him, but I lose my psychic powers when guys get girlfriends. And by psychic powers I mean taking off my top.
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
Last I saw, they went for a smoke and only one came back. He passed out outside. I'm glad he's only 120lbs. I left him on the rug still. My mom is gonna be pissed.
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
Nope, had to pee on the side got violated by tall grass. Then someone came around the corner and I had to stop mid pee to dive into the car.. Pants down
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
Why is there a traffic cone in the shower? And did you wash it with my body wash? It smells nice.
Not exactly hook line and sinker right away, but I'll give him a second chance. I should sext him me in my blue shark onesie.
And then I was like pick your blow job song and he choose the sonic the hedgehog theme song. If he's not the one no one is.
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