I just had my first uncircumcised penis. I kept staring at it like the foreskin was going to fall off on its own.
My professor just suggested making the state of the union more interesting by turning it into a drinking game. Brilliant!!
I cannot believe how calm you were last night about telling Katie she was on fire.
would really like to know how the teddy bear got super glued to my testicles.
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I came home to burning cookies and him outside "tanning" naked.
He just wants an even tan
I feel like college is just one giant drunken trip to Taco Bell
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
Taking a shit on the side of the road is not how I imagined this morning would start.
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We were just sitting together and this guy walks up to us and says, "you ladies are drinking too slow", puts a 5 dollar bill on the table and just leaves the bar. Helloooo Taco Bell
I was drunk and really grossed out when you poured cheese on me and, I guess I just freaked out.
I have this vague feeling that I was involved in a dance off with a homeless man?
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
I think my liver has finally had enough and is going all Ashley-Judd-in-a-Lifetime-movie on me.
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
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