I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
so my aunt is sitting on the couch, eating a brownie and watching the biggest loser saying how it's not that hard to eat healthy
man i love america
He about cried when I ordered pizza online. He said it was a miracle.
they bought blue cups instead of red...wtf how am i supposed to pretend im on laguna beach??
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dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
Bc when the owner of your local gay bar and a drag king ask you to take them to a rival gay bar 2hrs away at 4 in the morning YOU GO.
His car is rigged up like the cash cab how am i supposed to not sleep with him
I won't trust your judgement until the word stripper doesn't make me laugh
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Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
We celebrated our relationship by shotgunning beers on his lawn in our underwear. I may have to marry this man...
Not gonna lie: had to look up how to spell fellatio. Not sure I spelled it right even now. Looks like a Shakespearean character. ENTER FELLATIO, SOLILOQUIZING.
i ate pretzels. i might be the first human to be hospitalized from pretzels. that's how bad this is.
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
I don’t have enough daddy issues for this shit, make him go away
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