We all know the best way to start a relationship is greeting while at least one of you are intoxicated, dual facebook stalking, and a two week long game of 20 questions via texts to 'really' get to know each other. In that order.
I wouldn't have it any other way. It's like a fairy tale!
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
Day two of vacation and my first drink of the day is a plan b colada
i love that when i tell my kids and grandkids about how we first met it will be about this little thing called a "poke" on facebook
i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
Let me make this really simple. We woke up this morning and fucked three times. When I got up and took a shower she cleaned up the mess from last night and did the dishes. Then we went out and she bought me brunch. I don't give a FUCK how much you don't like her.
you inspire me to be a worse person
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
she dared me to make out with the amish dude so I went up to him and grabbed him by the beard
GRABBED HIM BY THE BEARD
I actually had to apologize for "being too aggressive about harry potter"
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
Oh god I just had an orgasim riding my bike. I need to get laid pronto.
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
My one night stand from last weekend is now taking me on a date this weekend. How is this my life?
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