All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
My boobs aren't big enough for this kind of lifestyle
Jesus people on campus asked me what i do for joy. I said i love sinning especially pre-marital sex.
so high and i think i just ordered a magic bullet.
did you call within the first 18 minutes? can i have the free one?
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You're the only person i know who can laugh and talk while puking
Your dignity remains intact. He, on the other hand, is completely convinced he slept with your cat.
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It's times where you wake up in the hospital after trying to road surf that you wonder what you're doing in life.
After sex he cried I didn't know what to do so I patted him on the back and went to the kitchen to make waffles
So yeah, turns out I enjoy vaguely public group sex. Who knew?
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
Straight up last night my mom was like josh you need to find a job that doesn't include the selling or transporting of drugs
things i am: 1) still drunk 2) still wearing my leopard onesie 3) still gonna make my 9am lecture despite the odds CAN I GET A HIGH FIVE
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