I want to make a zoo with you.
Just got walked in on during safety inspections
Think you passed?
So I wake up this morning with a bottle of dish detergent and a dildo. Good call on bringing those girls from community college.
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
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u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
we've called him dos banos ever since he threw up in 2 separate bathrooms with the same puke
It was just a friend comforting a friend. Except his penis was inside of me.
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
She's riding a bike down the street and drinking brown liquor. A pt cruiser is honking at her and she's like I HEAR YOU!!
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She's on her way over to shave my year round sweater vest into a festive argyle sweater vest. Keeper?
I fell into his fridge. I want to leave.
I need to go back to work. I've had so much sex since the shutdown started. last night we tried and a little flag came out saying "nothing is left in here try a week later"
My drug dealer bought me a book for Christmas. What a gentleman.
I don't even have his number. I have his pants tho
I responded with revoking his blow job privileges. Needless to say, he's learned his lesson.
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