Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
he rolled over in his sleep, called me a hoe and then grabbed my crotch. some things never change, asleep or not.
I am dressing up to go buy weed. I need to get out more.
When sleeping with someone new: should you hide the magnum condoms, or let him know what he has to live up to?
no drinking for a week
if by week you mean tonight and by no you means yes
That girl next to you randomly said that she fits into a queen sized pillow case
WTF.
That money I left you should go to the stripper that fell asleep in your bed. Sorry
How do I ask where the Jello shot cups are at Walmart without sounding like white trash?
I'm having post-experience "why didn't I fuck her in a public bathroom" regrets
My life has hit a new low, I just licked MDMA of someone's bed.
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
Why is my belly button ring in my ear
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