Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
does dane cook know its not 2004 and that hes no longer relevant?
I was just told by a cop that my party was the most epic party they ever crashed
Only my sister would update her facebook status while going into labor.
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I woke up and peed for 26 seconds this morning. 26 seconds!
...She then said get into the spirit and started making firecracker noises while having sex
you were exchanging tortilla chips with the guy at the next table, telling him your table was given the "big chips" because it was your 21st birthday
There is no way I am paying you $5 apiece for pot brownies you found behind a dumpster. $2, maybe.
the guy working the counter at the liquor store noticed i got my haircut and said it was pretty.....
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
What do you bring to an "I'm getting divorced party?"
.......Shattered dreams and tequila?
I smell like cotton candy and guilt.
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
I'm not fucking you with a Stormtrooper helmet on!
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
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