Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
So I've been thinking a lot since she told me she's prego. But what I want to know is why my voice of reason sounds like Thomas fucking Jane!?
you have to choose: penises or morals?
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
Dude, the cops never think it's as funny as you do.
Apparently 'she used to sleep with my brother' is not an acceptable answer to how do you know each other.
Then, he just started shoving orange pieces in my mouth as a chaser
Do you think you're physically and mentally capable of killing me? Because I'd really appreciate it.
The only thing keeping me calm right now is pretending to chop off everyone's heads when using the paper cutter
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
You shall now refer to my vagina as patty and patty only
However, you did manage to order seven different drinks while fingering her at the packed bar - it was like watching the pizza men pound the dough in the windows
I don't want his dick, I want his flame thrower!!
Did you ever hear the story about the time I did blow in a bar bathroom with the #1 ranked golfer in the world?
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