your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
Been drinkin since 3, wearing a tutu, how could things go wrong
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
You were rubbing sand all over yourself and everyone else and claiming you were "EXFOLIATING."
I had something called a trashcan. Never again. I almost fucked chewbacca.
I woke up covered in his pee. And then he poked me on Facebook.
Seriously you've eaten pizza pockets for every meal for the past 4 days
Well to be fair I wasn't alive for breakfast 2 out of 4 days
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
Im pretty sure breakfast wine is a thing, and if it isn't, I just invented it
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
last night is slowly putting itself back together. Its one giant slutty puzzle, all the pieces are covered in tequila and shame.
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