Tell him to shut up cuz i said so. I lost my dollar shoe :(
Yeah no shit. My mom is giving me winecoolers as we watch a show abt alcoholics
last night was fun... but i spent all morning tring to get the candle wax out of my chest hair. We did use candles last night?
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
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I DONT WANT TO PLUS I THINK I FLUSHED MY KEYS DOWN THE TOILET WHILE I WAS PEEING
This inappropriate post strip club text brought to you by Cheetah of Palm Beach and vodka. Blowjob in the champagne room and the clap for the low low price of your paycheck.
The bartender said he wanted to turn you gay, and we got free shots the rest of the night
Until this weekend, a man hadn't made me orgasm since the night Obama was elected. Now THAT is change I can believe in.
I whipped my shit out and she just stared at it with a mean face. It was like a face off in a heavyweight boxing fight.
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You climbed on top of the bar, shotgunned a 25oz fosters and screamed, Steve Irwin was a God amongst men.
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
He has a bathrroom scale in his room with an alarm attached to it so anything over 150 sets it off and in his drinking stupper he can make a run for it.
I repeat do not go to a jail visit drunk, those stools are easy to fall off.
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
He ate me out on a washing machine in the 24 hour laundromat. Whoever watches that security camera footage is getting a show!
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