Obv we're gonna bbm each other in bed
so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
ice luge is my downfall...
...u mean upfall.
I just saw a midget ride by on a scooter...wearing a bowtie and a helmet. My life is complete.
i dont need a football game to get drunk and yell at my tv
he just fed my chickens on farmville...i guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex<3
Is it obsessive that I keep picking my crazy sex rug burn scab so it leaves a scar I can remember him by?
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
I'm lowering my standards just so I can get laid, but I draw the line when a guy spells cool kewl
I'm so hungover. I just keep eating the otter pops I'm trying to use to get rid of my hickies.
I dunno what the deal was, but you spent about an hour trying to put your phone charger in the outlet and you were yelling "one plug to rule them all"
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
If hypothetically I needed to puke on the bus... how would I go about doing this.
Look. All I'm saying is that if the USWNT can win a shit ton of medals and have two gay love stories with happy endings, there's still hope in this world
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