apparently my drunken alterego is a lazyeyed bisexual.
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
I just woke up. In the port-o-potty next to our tailgate. an hour after the game started. explain.
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i got so high last night i cried hysterically for like 5 minutes because i dont have any superpowers
Question: Is it too early to claim April Fools on the text "can we do some lines before the concert" that I accidentally sent Mom?
I think I just fucked my first person born during the Clinton administration
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
My roommate fed me my birth control pill while I was hungover laying on the couch so that's how my morning has been
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You were passed out in the OutBack Bowl Shrimp costume and when we asked you wtf happened you just said On Wisconsin.
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
There's lube and condom packets all over the street we missed something awesome.
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
everything I love is going to destroy me, so if coconuts are the answer, so be it.
There's a fuckload of syrup all over the floor.
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