Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
Well hello freshman 15, didn't see you there until I tried on last years summer clothes.
There's a 24 hour period after giving head where you can't eat penis shaped food without me laughing at you
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
The office pool is up to $500 if you take a shit in Frank's desk drawer. Time to change the unpaid internship into a cash cow.
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
Thanks for walking over, a conversation about David Bowie's dick as a muppet is exactly what my day was missing.
Welcome to drunk texts. Live from Margaritaville, it's Saturday night!!!
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
they set my background as his mugshot to remind me "having a big penis won't be a valid excuse in a court room."
Hey! How are you feeling? Still preferring soup over sex?
Im legit just salty with everyone who has a penis right now
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
My vagina is the only part of me that is pleased you lived through last night.
Randomize
