This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
when she started arguing that Girl Talk was in fact a DJ, i knew i could never sleep with her
First guy to fuck a girl in the new tool shed. Her underwear is on the shovel hook.
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
She just rubbed her face all over pool chalk. I feel like it's time to go
Definitely need to find a less healthy bootycalls. All this bitch got in her fridge is feta, English muffins and wheat grass. What the fuck can I make with that???
Found 2 Coors, problem solved.
I'm still drunk. it's summer. I just need a hot dog and an aspirin.
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
Pro: Drunk Portland Strip Club. Con: Monday morning hangover at work. Pro: boobs. Con: Sleep deprivation. The Pro's are winning.
I would agree. Add some coffee to the booze. It will cut down on sleep deprivation.
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
I refuse to believe you if you're trying to tell me humanity as a whole isn't sad, tired, and craving Chinese food.
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
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