Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
he was so drunk I had to hold him up and he started crying when he heard an ambulance siren and said "is that for me?"
if theres anything i pride myself on, its my ability to look homeless.
We did a shot for each one. Father... son... and holy ghost. That wasn't enough though so we moved on to toasting dead relatives.
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
you walked in on him eating me out and screamed SHE'LL BREAK YOUR HEART BRO before body slamming on the ground and passing out on the floor
I just set a reminder on my phone to get star spangled hammered this weekend.
His status said "sad." of course I liked it. I don't even care that I was the only one. Facebook isn't your god damn journal, we don't care about your problems.
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
But I thought it was so funny last night
You also thought you were a gypsy mermaid last night
You were having sex very loudly, so I felt it necessary to blast the Thong Song, bust out the trusty old airhorn and walk in on you. MY BAD.
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
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