she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN
Worst walk of shame everrr. Hopefully the thought of me walking 20 minutes in the freezing cold with someone else's sweatpants, a bra on & high heels will cheer you up today.
Oh god there are people jogging. Fuck off productive people, you don't know me.
I wanna introduce you to my balls, Thunder and Lightning.
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WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
people came up our fire escape and one had a cut on his leg and he was beautiful so i told him i was an emt and bandaged it with princess bandaids
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
We have started to decorate penises.
My jeans are ripped and her glitter was all over me.. My walk of shame looked like I fucked a unicorn last night
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The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
I'm not taking advice from anyone I've seen passed out naked at noon on the hood of a strangers car. Meaning you.
I don't get it. Why have babies when you can have vodka?
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
Well. I hope my dad likes whatever sweater stoned me picks out.
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
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