your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
She's mad at me cuz I told her having a fuck buddy was too much commitment.
She wouldn't go home with me cause I forgot her name. I didn't realize it would matter after she danced with her vagina on my face
Someones car got stolen, everyone is yelling, and im drunk just sayin yeah buddy over and over again
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
Just saw out breathalyzer tubes from last night on the side of the road. Glad the cop let us know that they are biodegradable
I respect the size of her balls.
Yeah but I don't respect the size of her anything else.
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
She told me that for every Ravens touchdown, I'd get to come once.
Marry her. Marry her now. I'll help you steal the ring.
Yeah, you went up to him and said "I stare at people until they feel obligated to talk to me."
I ran into the kitchen halfway through hooking up cause I forgot I put the cookies on the oven too high. Came back and she was gone but the only thing I could think about was all the extra cookies I could eat now. Got through about 6 before I realized why she left.
Dude we smoked with a bunch of random stoners in a forest, then group hugged. It was the most magical thing we've ever done.
HAPPY AIDS-LESS FOURTH OF JULY YOU HEALTHY FUCK
Learn from my mistakes, you naive soul: Gay love triangles are just as dangerous as straight love triangles.
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