I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
My favorite part of the day is the 2 seconds of ignorance you have when you first wake up. Right before you remember where your mouth was last night.
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
how do I tell him nicely and in french that we can't have sex anymore because his huge penis will ruin me for other french men?
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So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
it would be cheaper just to buy a dildo to intimidate people with.
I'm at the perfect height to walk up to the corner of my mom's stove and rest my balls on it. Just thought you'd like to know they're warm.
Gosh, I don't even have that. Let alone someone to tie me up and whip me with Twizzlers.
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Can I color on your dick again?
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
We got high and watched Winnie the Pooh. Isn't that what every normal person does on their break?
Side note: I just realized that I can make my hand warmers double as a heated push up bra.
She moaned the name on my fake id during sex, that or she's cheating on me with someone named Victor
WELP I KNOW THE HAPPY HOUR DRINKS WERE GOOD BECAUSE MOM JUST INFORMED ME I AM THE RESULT OF POKED HOLE IN THE DIAPHRAGM
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