just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
: am i supposed to send the mass text 'merry christmas!' to my booty calls too?
She just said she finds Tyler Perry funny... this is not going to work.
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
My grandpa just complimented my boobs. Im taking this as a compliment but also brushing it off as alcoholism on his part.
I woke up with his wallet, but not him. Gold-digging at it's finest.
There's nothing like sitting directly behind someone you fucked 5 years ago at church on Easter Sunday
If you are wondering why there is half eaten pizza in your pocket it's because you were passed out with it in your hand in my bathtub. Today's your b-day and thought I'd give you a good idea about what happened last night as a present
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
Dude if you're not gonna answer them I'm gonna stop snapchatting you my hook ups
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
He’s really fucking cute. Like, I want his penis in my mouth cute.
He brought me a bottle of Jack, got me off 3 times, & then left. This is the best fakelationship ever!
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