He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
Try and take me seriously and don't look directly at my hair or the jizz on my pants.
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it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
I don't have patience to seek someone out and try to decipher whether or not I think I'd want to actually have their dick in my face.
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
I also just told a guy I was available for counseling in case he needed to 'bang' things out. I've become a monster.
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Know what I do when I'm in that mood? Whenever anyone talks to me I just hiss like a cat. They go away.
You rolled onto your side and told me 'this is the recovery position'. That was after you were stoned. You've done this way too much.
So you're not gonna be in town tonight?! Your dick was the light at the end of my academic tunnel!
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
sober me needs to have more faith in drunk me.
I no longer have the means to support both a women and an alcohol addiction
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