Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
I just saw a commercial for "tickle me elmo hands" and I am almost 100 percent sure that at the end elmo said "yeaaaaa boooyyyyyy"
dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
maybe it wasnt such a good idea to pregame our lease signing...
says the girl that drank her shots like they were in a dog bowl
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
I asked her how many times she came and she said "Oh god I can't count that high, Rutgers doesn't teach us that."
I need to see you idiots before I go back to school. But we shouldn't snort Crown Royal this time.
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
Just for future reference. Do not do zumba while stoned out of your mind.
Let's just say when I woke up I was still drunk. My hangover hit me around noon so I chilled w my dad and took a bath and shower at the same time. You just can't do that at college
If u could sum last night up in one word?
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