I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
Fat lady wearing Shape Up's. I would feel bad making crude comments, but she has to know it's coming.
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
hotel security told us you walked into the hotel with blood all over your dress, weren't wearing any underwear and were escorted back by three men who were believed to be "homosexuals".
I mean it was his birthday. How was I supposed to tell him he could not wear a sombrero while we bang.
Let's get really high and wear fake mustaches and try not to laugh at each other...
you peed off the balcony at your sisters and asked someone below to catch it with a cup
Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
The zombie version of you bit my friend's hand. No more zombie crawl for you. Not ever.
I think I just figured out how to make weed tea in the coffeemaker.
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
She paid me 300 bucks to spank her and call her Baby Jane. Then we drank half a bottle of sippin whiskey. I'd call it a twelve out of ten.
I used an explanation of Walking Marriages in the Mosuo Culture to successfully negotiate an open relationship. That Anthropology degree is finally starting to pay off.
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