he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
so I called to to smoke and you didn't pick up so I smoked and now I'm a race car
My cardio has turned into running out of the cold from bar to bar.
I just watched Jersey Shore so I would know what rock bottom was when I reach it.
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
My nipple rings set off the metal detector at the courthouse this morning.
So I totally just remembered that you tried to smoke a hornet out of it's nest.
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
I always forget that visiting my hometown is like a who's who of ugly people.
Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
I got my little bro high for the first time... Turns out the two of us stoned together is a mess. We spent 10 minutes trying to communicate with each other using just our eyebrows.
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
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