Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
I wish that one Sunday morning I could wake up feeling like I have my life together.
I just opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a tube of mascara. Get on my level
Someone took a picture of their balls on my phone last night. BEAUTIFUL PACKAGE. I will find this man.
I can't even properly respond cuz I'm ballsdeep in falafel
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
Something like that. Healthy diet of beer, ranch sunflower seeds and sex keeps me young.
You walked in wearing nothing but a beekeeper mask
I just found out two girls I dated met each other, bonded over how much they hate me, started dating and are gonna get married soon.
I'm topless, wearing a fur coat, stink of sex, and eating dim sum. 2015 is off to a great start.
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
I am getting off work an hour early just to watch you drink. Never let it be said that I don't love you.
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