No one appreciates an amoeba in a balloon hat.
never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
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how are you gonna miss the world cup? other than the olympics it's our last way to assert our dominance over China after this economic bull shit
All of my current injuries can be related back to sex.
My chemistry professor just asked me if I ever found a ride home from the bar last Saturday
I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
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Almost screamed "GO FISH MOTHER FUCKER" at the girl I nanny today. Drunken card games shouldn't bleed into my sober life.
You had me on my knees catching cheese balls in my mouth and moaning. In front of all your friends.
HE'S LIKE A GREEK GOD BUT HE'S FROM BOSTON. HE'S A BOSTON GOD
pray to him
I WANNA PRAY ON HIS DICK
i may or may not have bought a plane ticket for a russian cam girl to fly here. also, can you spot me $300 on rent?
I love you as a roommate, but you GOTTA start using the door dude..
Do you think if I explain to her I want to have loud, unprotected sex with her sister she'll understand?
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