I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
oh ps. last night you kept telling me to calm down because everything was fine cause you were getting "arab money"...
i just traded 2 rolls of toilet paper for half a water bottle of vodka. i love college
I fed him jelly beans while he fingered me. Win, win situation.
and then you looked me right in the eyes and said "i just really wanna pet some horses right now"
Totally sleeping on a bloodstained mattress tonight. I love life's little adventures.
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
i refuse to be around anyone not wearing a sombrero...its cinco de mayo
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
He literally said, while inside me, "I would smack your ass but I don't want to wake my mom up". Amazing.
Ex-boyfriend shit on a ping pong table at a party last night. Taking "party pooper" to a whole new level.
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
Sunday morning breakfast with the boyfriends family. I just puked in the stall at Cracker Barrell. Classy.
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
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