i was drunk at family dinner telling about my gay brothers sex ads on criags list
Guy at red light looking at porn. I'm waiting for him to look over at me so I can shake my head and he can feel bad
I love that the power of margaritas brought us back together.
I feel like we should at least be hungover if we're gonna be this grown up.
I miss the good ol days when id just come home from school and thered be a costco size box of condoms on my bed.
my parents really loved me back then.
Your car is in front of my house. Keys are in the mailbox. There is a fire hydrant in your trunk. Happy Birthday
I'm taking tokes in the bath tub, come if you want, I'm naked and you have to bring chicken nuggets or else you can't come in
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
he was like tryna hang and chat and I was like dude there's an iguana in this room
I used your vibrator when you were out of town. Now I know why you always come out of your room smiling.
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
I had a dream that I was smoking rasberries out of a bong. THEY WEREN'T EVEN DRIED...
Stand and applaud for me. I have successfully masturbated in a Walmart changing room with the door wide open during normal business hours. I lead a very Charmed Life.
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