Why is my head in the toilet this morning but there is vomit behind the toilet
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
too bad being hungover isnt a job. just threw up from 9am to 5pm
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is the shake weight an appropriate valentine's day present?
What a dumb baby whore.
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
I have to be at work in a hour. Can you sufficiently fuck me in 35 minutes?
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I was having the most awesome dream about onion rings and you hit me and told me to stop touching you...WTF?
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
But, if I start dating you brother, I can't talk to you about the sex anymore!! Like... Can we talk about it anonymously?! I just won't use his name.
The guy whose porn password I use finally renewed his membership. Lazy fucker had been slacking all summer.
Your participation in the democratic process makes me horny AF
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
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