The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
I drunk wandered into my parents bed and slept between them
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
Def walking back to my apt with a blender, an empty vodka bottle, and a half eAtn drumstick cone.
I went to a bar in my pajamas last night. I'll be there again tonight in a wolf costume.
This is worse then when all the pharmacists sang me happy birthday while I was buying plan b
Dude, im sorry I had sex with that girl I was trying to hook you up with last night. Good news though she puts out
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?
Just because I stayed up all night betting on Australian Horse Racing doesn't mean I have a gambling program.
Dick very happy bro
i pushed adam in a shopping cart for 15 blocks, then we realized we left tyler downtown
did you go back and get him?
nah we went to a karaoke bar instead, so worth it
How is it that I can make it to my 8am Friday morning still drunk after passing out the night before...but not to my 9am on Tuesday that I went to bed early for? Irony or karma?
I hooked up with a sophomore, passed out at midnight, and apparently drunkenly peed on Nicole's wedding invitation
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
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