windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
I only want to screw him when I'm drunk. Problem is I try to be drunk as often as possible
I just remembered I gave $20 to a bum last nite. Philanthropy events always make me do stupid shit.
can we change the rule from "no one is ugly after 2 am" to 1130 so i can justify last night
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
There is a mirror in the headboard of the bed that I'm sleeping in so I can immediately question life choices when I wake up.
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
You just made it sound like a children's toy! It's a functioning body organ, my vagina is not a gameboy!!!
I'd like to request an "its my birthday discount", and for you to bartend shirtless tonight ;)
I SHIT YOU NOT a mailman helped me leave without waking him up.
A stripper just invited me to her daughter's birthday. Where did my life go wrong?
Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
What the fuck dude?
Sorry bro...
YOU HUMPED ME FOR AN HOUR WHILE YELLING "I GOTTA ASSERT DOMINANCE"
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
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