You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
I hate seeing commercials about babies when i'm high
Yeah, I don't like babies at all
If she's not going to maintain the upkeep of her vag then I'm not going to pay the rent of being her boyfriend
I am so stoned and my professor is handing out candy. I love Halloween.
the first sign of life we got from you was four hours later. you smiled without opening your eyes when tom whispered in your ear we were getting buffalo wings.
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
So I realized I was officially over him when I was getting a lap dance on the keg bus at 3am from his old boss and I was double fisting:)
I danced with this guy last night, I left like I was humped by a blind baby kangaroo trying to body-box.
Of all the kinds of relationships I've had in my life, I'd have to say, lab-partner-with-benefits takes the fuckin cake
Tell me why i'm looking through my medical records and the last thing it said about my labor was 'vagina was explored'!?
So adding to the list of things my boobs can do, sweeping with a broom is apparently a thing.
I found half a candy bar in my bra today... Melted to my nipple. What a mess. It was still good though.
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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