so you know how i got laid the other night? well a condom just came out of me and i dont know whether to be grossed out or happy
i am grossed the fuck out
My balls are so social today.
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
You know you're hung over when your pose in art class is lying face down on the platform
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I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
I barely remember the girls that I got pregnant, you think I'm gunna remember the ones that played handball
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
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Yea. Some girl set a laundry machine on fire. She's not getting married.
Was having relations of the behind variety with my girlfriend. Based on where we were at I could see myself in the bathroom mirror. You know I did the Patrick Bateman point and wink at the mirror and turned on sissudio by Phil Collins.
What happened to fro yo and sex?
I wonder how long it will take her to realize that I peed in her night stand.
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
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