so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
If she catches me sniffing the seat of her office chair again, she's either going to fire me or fuck me
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
If I wanted to fuck someone, I'd go for John. I'm meeting Bryan cuz I wanna get to know him better. And eventually fuck him. But not this Tuesday.
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Tell me you didn't have sex with my dad.
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
when someone at the bar asked you a question all you knew how to say was "chug-a-lug"
I'm drunk in your building find me and we can have sex.
Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
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I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
Every time you talk about your facial hair I immedately get horny
you told me I was being patronizing because I didn't want you to run barefoot across a construction site
You ruined the universe
So my step mom just informed me she tells stories about me at work as a form of birth control for the girls that work there, not sure if i should be offended or proud.
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
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