He smothers me through text. I can't even image what he'd be like in person.
so I got guilt tripped into giving her a new years kiss, and she proceeded to try and eat my face while mounting me. when you give a mouse a cookie...
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
I can't wait to be a mother. My daughters gonna outdrink every boy in her grade
I'm single as of 11 minutes ago. I was the chick who drunkenly tried to climb into bed with you 2 weeks ago. Wanna make this happen?
im still going. this is my new reality. also. dont take glowsticks in the bath. they explode. actually. do. it. its beautiful.
i dont think thats healthy man...
The basket that the Naughty Easter bunny left for you at my house might keep us entertained for a little while...
Getting my nails done with Diana... I'm going for the keep your friends close and the girl who's dating the guy you want to fuck closer
Instead of more alcohol, I decided to drink tea. Lets slow clap it out for me
I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
Random pof guy just messaged me initiating a Pokemon battle. Want to be a bridesmaid?
I'm going to confession for the first time in 6 years. Where do I start, the gay sex or rampant alcoholism?
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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