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i miss you so much

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i miss you too

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oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me

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(619): i miss you so much (858): i miss you too (858): oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me http://tfl.nu/932e

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I think the sex offender registry is kind of a VIP list. You get to not live near noisy schools and parks and all your neighbors get to know you.

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(301): I think the sex offender registry is kind of a VIP list. You get to not live near noisy schools and parks and all your neighbors get to know you. http://tfl.nu/0isu

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Michael Jackson and Farah Fawcett are dead

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NOOOOOOOO not MJ! Someone tell the paramedic to grab him by the heart and just "Beat it"

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(551): Michael Jackson and Farah Fawcett are dead (201): NOOOOOOOO not MJ! Someone tell the paramedic to grab him by the heart and just "Beat it" http://tfl.nu/4pzt

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I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.

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(310): I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips. http://tfl.nu/o6k6

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There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place

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(919): There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place http://tfl.nu/pg5t

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I asked her if she was the outdoorsy type, she replied "I had sex on a fourwheeler once, does that count?"

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(214): I asked her if she was the outdoorsy type, she replied "I had sex on a fourwheeler once, does that count?" http://tfl.nu/quj5

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I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.

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(773): I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger. http://tfl.nu/s2b5

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Did you really end last night's sexting with "Stay thirsty my friend"?

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(281): Did you really end last night's sexting with "Stay thirsty my friend"? http://tfl.nu/nflv

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I joined a mariachi band. they gave me a guitar because i told them i could play. It actually turned out ok

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They kicked me out of the mariachi band. Turns out I'm not that good

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(850): I joined a mariachi band. they gave me a guitar because i told them i could play. It actually turned out ok (850): They kicked me out of the mariachi band. Turns out I'm not that good http://tfl.nu/qtm7

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Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?

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(310): Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life? http://tfl.nu/un84

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Is it sad that I just used my electrical knowledge to not only fix but improve my vibrator?

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(519): Is it sad that I just used my electrical knowledge to not only fix but improve my vibrator? http://tfl.nu/y95u

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Our idea of a "deep conversation" was successfully forming complete sentences.

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(705): Our idea of a "deep conversation" was successfully forming complete sentences. http://tfl.nu/318s

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lets just say that i have already today: gotten drunk, got in a fight, got stranded an hour away from home, found a ride, sobered up, and slept. woken back up, and here i am. its been a long day. Day drinking is bad for friendships.

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(802): lets just say that i have already today: gotten drunk, got in a fight, got stranded an hour away from home, found a ride, sobered up, and slept. woken back up, and here i am. its been a long day. Day drinking is bad for friendships. http://tfl.nu/002a

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We ended up debating which Food Network host would do best in porn.

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(408): We ended up debating which Food Network host would do best in porn. http://tfl.nu/p0jo

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I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!

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(617): I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka! http://tfl.nu/buxw

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