I can't remember last night. I must have yelled at your girlfriend til she cried again.
Yup.
I remember spending $50 at Ozzie's on Friday...my Visa remembers $120.
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
Oh God! I'm naked from the waist down playing records. Too drunk. I don't even know what to do.
Balls out but with a shirt on. Eating ravioli. I don't know how to deal with this.
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
You sent me a cat video and you screaming drunkenly in my background
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
I met a gypsy today. She told me my soul animal was an owl and says she will now remember me as "Owl Girl".
My liver is fucking rocky. Get knocked down 7 times and gets up 8. World champ
All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
She said "I feel like I haven't reached my full potential" and I couldn't figure if she meant in life or with the weed..
When you didn't respond I figured you must be busy so I'm home in my pj's 2 beers in and stoned from weed I got from my gaybours. They also gave me cake. I'm not moving from this recliner.
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
This may sound strange but do you have my pants?
You tried to trade them for some girls skirt... So she has them...
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