The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
haha I love it when I find out that girls who were mean to me in middle school are now some random dude's baby mama. thanks, facebook.
All I remember about walking back home was that I maced my shadow.
i woke up next to the toilet with a chipped tooth, somebody elses shirt on, and a random guys id in my pocket
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These eggs taste like chocolate chip cookies. This is the best hangover ever.
I left him a voicemail saying i went through with the abortion and he texts me back one thing... the bbm "phew" face. really?
I say we start a new tradition. I came up with it all by myself. It's called work out, lay out, black out
How could you not respond to a text containing the words "goat man" ?!?
It's been over a year since we've been get-so-drunk-you-throw-beer-cans-at-fat-girls-drunk together. That needs to change.
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Hey! Welcome back! How was the bachelorette in Vegas?
A safari of penis I hurt to the core
Sometimes you've gotta crawl to stay concious
I'm sorry I put my balls through your watch. On another note your roommate had them on his shoulder too sry
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
But we have bathrooms and they dont
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